That won’t make you undead, that will just make you regular dead.
Tie a rope to the cleric and go fishing for un-dead. It worked last time.
Sorcerer: I burn his pants
Seeker: Can we loot them first?
DM: Please do, the entire campaign hinges on whats in his pants.
This one had me in stitches.
Anonymous said: How does one who's never played D&D/any roleplaying tabletop game get into it? I'd like to try it, but I'm not sure how to play the game, and it seems like a very specific experience to get into, like you'd have to get accustomed to it for a while to enjoy it.
This site is probably better equipped to answer this question than I am
This seems worth looking into.
I don’t need practical, I’m wearing ribcages!
Fighter, OOC: Wait, since when did I become the campaign sex symbol?
Rogue: Well, you ARE the only guy character…
Who puts a pit in the middle of a cemetery?!
Can you really be considered the driver when you’re riding a cat?
Theo: “This wound is linked with the underpinnings of the universe. In the nether regions.”
Karissa (OOC): *giggles*
Theo: God dammit!
I’m eventually going to draw this scene.