Sorcerer: I burn his pants
Seeker: Can we loot them first?
DM: Please do, the entire campaign hinges on whats in his pants.
This one had me in stitches.
Anonymous asked: How does one who's never played D&D/any roleplaying tabletop game get into it? I'd like to try it, but I'm not sure how to play the game, and it seems like a very specific experience to get into, like you'd have to get accustomed to it for a while to enjoy it.
This site is probably better equipped to answer this question than I am
This seems worth looking into.
I don’t need practical, I’m wearing ribcages!
Fighter, OOC: Wait, since when did I become the campaign sex symbol?
Rogue: Well, you ARE the only guy character…
Who puts a pit in the middle of a cemetery?!
Can you really be considered the driver when you’re riding a cat?
Theo: “This wound is linked with the underpinnings of the universe. In the nether regions.”
Karissa (OOC): *giggles*
Theo: God dammit!
I’m eventually going to draw this scene.
Project Loremaster: Plaguelands Party
From left to right - Karissa del Morte, Nathan the Lightgiver, Athemeus Athemei (back), Carishrael Athemei (front), Catherine Hawthorne, Darius del Morte
DM: You find large amounts of frozen meat in the walk-in icebox.
Ranger: What kind of meat is it?
Necromancer: I cast Speak with Dead.
Dhas Videl: Winning at Necromancy
Red Dragon Family
I think the story here is that Mom is teaching her little one how to hunt.
This is one of my favorite pieces that I’ve ever painted. Even my husband said it looks awesome, and he’s not a fan of fantasy at all. The adult dragon is the Reaper Bones “Fire Dragon,” and the young dragon is a metal “Young Fire Dragon.”